Monday, July 9, 2007

I'm ALIVE!!

I LOOOOve to feel!! I believe that th feelings that you have makes you feel alive!

I left my marriage because there wasn't any feeling involved in it any longer. Really sad but shit happens! However, today in a great night out with friends I felt so alive! I met great people! I danced with a couple of my greatest friends and yes girls, I'm bringing him to the conversaion - I didn't feel anything for him (you know who he is!). When I found out that he was there, I was uneasy because it's when I'm drunk or... that I send stupid text messages or say things that I shouldn't. I saw him and didn't feel anything towards him but a great deal of gratetude!

I saw some really hot guys that could be sharing my bed now with me but the end of the day, I was completed! I felt all the love that my friends have towards me and this is very fulfilling!

I'm ALIVE and I can feel it!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.


2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.





3 Taxis stop for us.



4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.



5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.



6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.



7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.



8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.



9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.



10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.


13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.